I installed this game believing I’d channel my inner Lewis Hamilton. Five minutes later, I was stuck in a virtual tree while an AI taxi honked relentlessly. Turns out, “extreme” driving is code for “extreme humiliation.”  

The game’s true antagonist isn’t traffic—it’s the unskippable ad for "Merge Dragons" that haunts my every crash. I’ve seen that ad so often, that I now dream about merging eggs. Pro tip: Airplane mode is your friend… until the game guilt-trips you with “NO INTERNET” errors.  

The AI drivers are sociopaths. They’ll swerve into you for fun, brake-check on highways, and park diagonally across two spots. I’m convinced they’re programmed by someone who’s never seen a road but heard about cars from a chaotic gremlin.  

I attempted the 250 mph speed challenge. After 30 tries, I learned two things: 1) The game’s definition of “road” includes rooftops and rivers, and 2) guardrails are merely suggestions. My car now permanently resides in a digital lake.  

Frustrated? Slap a neon-green spoiler on your ride! The game lets you create abominations that defy taste and physics. My current car resembles a disco ball mated with a rocket—aesthetic perfection.  

This game is a beautiful disaster. It’s glitchy, absurd, and occasionally infuriating… yet I can’t stop playing. If you’ve ever wanted to launch a convertible into orbit while avoiding ads for puzzle games, this is your digital playground. Just don’t take it seriously—your ego will thank you.

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